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I work down at the pizza pit and I drive an old Hyundai I still live with my mom and dad I'm five foot three and overweight. I'm a sci-fi fanatic A mild asthmatic Never been to second base But there's a whole 'nother me That you need to see Go check out my space. Chorus It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothin' serious 'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online So much cooler online. Repeat Chorus It turns girls on that I'm mysterious I tell 'em I don't want nothin' serious 'Cause even on a slow day I can have a three way chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online Yeah, I'm cooler online. When you got my kind of stats, it's hard to get a date Let alone a real girlfriend But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight Everytime I log in. Online I'm out in Hollywood I'm six foot five and I look damn good And even on a slow day I can have a three way chat with two women at one time I'm so much cooler online Yeah, I'm cooler online Hey, I'm so much cooler online Yeah, I'm cooler online.

Hey, guys! Do you know what day is it today? Well, what can I say, this tradition just went out the window, ha! Dozens of Internet performers and comedians have done this to death.

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